The Corpuscle

I am desperately disappointed in my fellow mud-headed typical American subordinates. In the old days, when we got a guy like John Bolton up there he would within minutes symbolize for us every crappy, malevolent, incompetent, arrogant boss we'd ever suffered under and we'd be glad to see him made to pay. What's the matter with us these days? This guy is a poster boy for every son-of-a-bitch we ever worked for. I tell you, if we had half the 'nads of our populist ancestors this guy would already be out on his can.

And here's something even worse. These Bush people can't see a problem here. These Republicans don't see what the fuss is about. Cheney for instance is 100% behind this guy. Hey! Arrogant, loud-mouthed, "kiss up, kick down" kind of guy? Just the ticket! Know why? Because if any of these people ever had to work for a crappy, malevolent, "kiss up, kick down" type of boss -- which I doubt -- the memory of that experience has disappeared down their gaping memory holes.

Guys like this are crap-holes. That's all. That's all you need to know. If there was any justice in this world -- which we know there isn't, but let's just pretend for a moment there is -- then guys like this would finally, finally get what's coming to them. Which is to say: a swift kick in the butt out the door.

Having an crap-hole for a boss matters. It affects your life in a thousand terrible ways, including you having to quit a job you would otherwise love were it not for this absolute dick you have for a boss. You've got a red-blooded American right to enjoy seeing this guy go down.

Why don't the Republicans know that? Why don't they know it in their bones?

Let me explain it again: We're Americans. We hate an arrogant son-of-a-bitch reaming us out when everybody down there to the plant knows the guy is an incompetent gas-bag. He craps up the workplace everyday he comes in. This guy is an archetype in our cultural heritage. We are supposed to enjoy it when guys like him get taken down a peg or two. This is our birthright as Americans.

Get it right finally, will you? Sheesh.